i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
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That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
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Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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