Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
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I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
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You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??