I love black thongs
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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