these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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