We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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