He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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