Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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