Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
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I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
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Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
tell me about the eggs
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