i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
We got so high we made milksteak
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
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I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
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Drunk walkin through police station. America
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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