My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
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Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
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trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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