I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
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I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
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I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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