Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
My vagina is very pro this idea
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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