those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
