i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
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Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
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He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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