i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
Randomize
