you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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