Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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