Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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