And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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