You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
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Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
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This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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