Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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