May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
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It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
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When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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