I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
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The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
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We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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