We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
Randomize
