You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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