I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
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And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
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Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize