Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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