and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
and she was petting her beer can
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
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