woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
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I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
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so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
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