he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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