Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
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Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
You need a sexual gate keeper
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I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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