Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you win again, gameday.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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