I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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