Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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