Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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