Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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