I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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