Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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