I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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