I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
This toilet bowl is my home.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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