Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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