You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
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Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
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bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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