I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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