Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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