I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
I'm at about main and main street
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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