I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
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you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
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I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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