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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god

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ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one

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(215): i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god (215): ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one http://tfl.nu/ngdq

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(239): View more from Florida

At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt

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(239): At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt http://tfl.nu/gv5c

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(716): View more from New York

holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !

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How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'

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(716): holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today ! (1-716): How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...' http://tfl.nu/v4tn

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(407): View more from Florida

this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.

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(407): this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god. http://tfl.nu/34d8

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?

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(617): WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL? http://tfl.nu/2onf

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.

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(413): He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing. http://tfl.nu/up8v

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(239): View more from Florida

While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".

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(239): While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth". http://tfl.nu/xyop

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.

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(405): I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad. http://tfl.nu/l0uz

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.

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(612): Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now. http://tfl.nu/5ad5

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

this is not real life

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it never is. after midnight never counts.

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(267): this is not real life (1-267): it never is. after midnight never counts. http://tfl.nu/o5xm

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(647): View more from Ontario

Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.

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(647): Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face. http://tfl.nu/boco

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(703): View more from Virginia

Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation

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(703): Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation http://tfl.nu/67qo

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(615): View more from Tennessee

you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here

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(615): you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here http://tfl.nu/rzkr

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"

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our poor poor cab driver

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(267): you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight" (610): our poor poor cab driver http://tfl.nu/cgof

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(937): View more from Ohio

At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys

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(937): At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys http://tfl.nu/l8fa

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