Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
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