People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
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THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
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The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell