I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
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Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
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HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
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