You really coming over, don't trick.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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