That's intense
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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