Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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