You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
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Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
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Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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