Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
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The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
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Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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