I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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