Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
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for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
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I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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