69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
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