you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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