I just made out with a guy for $7.
Betty ford says i'm here all night
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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