Rock
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Fuck
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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