You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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