i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
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